*girl is born* time to start preparing her for marriage
*boy turns 30* i know you are still a child but just pretend to get your life enough bit together so that other parents can give you their daughter she can take it from there you can go back being a baby nbd
Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.
Hecookinsexual: sexual attraction to a partner only when HE COOKIN
raise your voice at me and i’ll never be interested in anything you have to say ever again
so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya
this is so fucking funny
